This hot take actually burned me.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
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DISCUSSION (23)

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/25/2018 at 22:38

Everyone who was going to buy a Wrangler right up till they saw the bullshit FCA is pulling with the pricetag cares a great deal.

Ash78, voting early and often > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/25/2018 at 22:38

Prediction: We’ll get it in 2023 as a three-row FWD crossover.

The marketing materials will pull no punches, either. “You bastards liked the XL7 so much last time, we’re back!”

CB > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/25/2018 at 22:39

I think he’s right.

For Sweden > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
11/25/2018 at 22:39

But what about a new Bronco

For Sweden > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/25/2018 at 22:40

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Beto’s in his replies with the same strategy that lost him the election

For Sweden > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/25/2018 at 22:41

Baruth is auditioning to write for g awker.com

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Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > For Sweden
11/25/2018 at 22:45

You’re joking, right?

Have you seen the pricing on the new Ranger? And you really think the even-more retro-targeted Bronco isn’t going to cost even more than that ?

For Sweden > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
11/25/2018 at 22:48

That’s what banks are for

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/25/2018 at 22:48

Why is this person attacking me like that

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > For Sweden
11/25/2018 at 22:48

I’m surprised he didn’t pivot to how great a V6 Manual Accord coupe is and how we are all to blame for its discontinuation.

For Sweden > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/25/2018 at 22:50

People are stupid to like mass-market quirky Japanese cars. P.S. buy a manual V6 Accord Coupe.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/25/2018 at 22:50

I mean, it’s basically the same thing right? right?

Kinja'd!!!

Just Jeepin' > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
11/25/2018 at 22:52

Look, I’ve ridden in an import Jimny and I adore them, but no ragtop on the 3rd generation means they’re not a replacement.

For Sweden > Ash78, voting early and often
11/25/2018 at 22:55

The Jimney is the next Blazer confirmed!

Kinja'd!!!

jimz > For Sweden
11/25/2018 at 22:57

Jason Fenske has sniffed his own brand too deeply, and his YT channel is now Yet Another Look At The Cool Shit People Give Me To Play With garbage.

For Sweden > jimz
11/25/2018 at 23:10

Before he learned what videos made money, he talks about things that weren’t cars!

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > For Sweden
11/25/2018 at 23:24

Uh, dude, do you think the people who are balking at $45k+ for a Wrangler aren’t using banks or something? No. They’re going “jesusfuck I can’t afford that on a 96 month loan” or “jesusfuck no Wrangler is worth that.”

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Just Jeepin'
11/25/2018 at 23:24

It doesn’t have to be an exact replacement when it’s half the cost .

For Sweden > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
11/25/2018 at 23:34

No, you use the Bronco to break into the bank, then leave with the money

fhrblig > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/26/2018 at 00:56

Kinja'd!!!

We didn’t buy very many of them when they were here the first time as the Samurai , TBH. Except for 1987 maybe.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/26/2018 at 02:24

Truth often stings...

I may just buy a new Jimny next year simply in order to tease Oppo mercilessly. And then rub it in by never washing it.

FatherMcKenzie > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/26/2018 at 06:46

He’s so absolutely right. Anyone who thinks people would crossbuy a Wrangler and a Jimny are out o f their mind, and Americans should really try to tone it down a bit when it comes to the constant adoration over cars they don’t get. Every market has cars they don’t get, pretty much. Just chill, you still live in the best place to be a car enthusiast.

functionoverfashion > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/26/2018 at 09:46

I mean, I drove one in Iceland last month (not one of the new ones, mind you) and I’m not sure I’d want to drive one on a US highway.